disco-dragons:

rubywings:

car0line127:

kittencas:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:

bellatirx:

batmansbutt:

percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom when

i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid

it looks like a speedboat  

it’s an ass sink

so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what

OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE

New Dr. Seuss book: The Cat in the Ass Sink

fuck call life alert

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

internetexplorers:

i can’t wait til like 60 years from now when all these white girl grannies have “forever young” still tattooed on their wrists

jakemalik:

bravelybullshittinglarry:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

i wanna cover my whole arm in temporary tattoos

I JUST FOUND A BUNCH OF DISNEY PRINCESS TATTOOS AND

is this the same guy that emptied his fridge…?

ummm..

bandsandbattlescars:

Attend college
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Attend concert
Attend concerts